Daily Archives: May 3, 2012
But things are changing rapidly and I’m still trying to figure out who the f*** moved my cheese. Human Resources professional in the house, yo!
I just lost half of my readers.
I would like to tell you all about my recent life changes, but I am 99% sure no one cares except for my parents who, by default can only get through about half of each blog entry before the obligation to remind me of how much of a disappointment I am kicks in. Haha, JK! (not really)
So instead I will sum it all up with this haiku, written with phrases taken verbatim from Google search terms used to find my blog:
The Girl with the Blog
Fat Woman Empty Wallet
Now let’s watch baby wood ducks bounce on their bellies!!!!!!
Aren’t you glad you read this blog?
The girl who abuses the first amendment