Blog Search Terms – Sunday Night Round Up #1

Partially because they are funny, mostly because I’m lazy, I have declared Sunday the official day of “Blog Search Terms.”  If ever there was an avenue to expose the sick, degenerate, enemies of society, it would be my blog, the one place they all convene.

In honor of the first Sunday Night Roundup I give you this haiku, once again composed solely of blog search terms:

 

Fat girl on toilet

Poop in your belly button

Your lunch smells like shit

 


Good stuff.

 

Here is Our Top Ten

1. Chuck Norris fanny pack

2. Walmart boner dressing room

3. Don’t celebrate Mother’s Day

4. Webcam girls unhygienic

5. Naked girl eye chart

6. Newborn belly button pus

7. Hannah smells like poo

8. Sweatpants can make you fatter

9. Blood and pus in belly button

10. Involuntary single woman

 

I Don’t know about you, but I’m feeling pretty positive about the state of the world.

See you next week for another Sunday Night Roundup. And just remember, the best part of a Sunday is the free wine at church reading the girl with the blog’s blog.

Love,

The girl “missing her Victoria’s Secret sweatpants” (another search term)

About thegirlwiththeblog

At any given time I can be found moisturizing my elbows and searching for words that rhyme with orange.

Posted on May 6, 2012, in Sunday Night Round Up and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: