Blog Search Terms – Sunday Night Round Up #1
Partially because they are funny, mostly because I’m lazy, I have declared Sunday the official day of “Blog Search Terms.” If ever there was an avenue to expose the sick, degenerate, enemies of society, it would be my blog, the one place they all convene.
In honor of the first Sunday Night Roundup I give you this haiku, once again composed solely of blog search terms:
Fat girl on toilet
Poop in your belly button
Your lunch smells like shit
Here is Our Top Ten
1. Chuck Norris fanny pack
2. Walmart boner dressing room
3. Don’t celebrate Mother’s Day
4. Webcam girls unhygienic
5. Naked girl eye chart
6. Newborn belly button pus
7. Hannah smells like poo
8. Sweatpants can make you fatter
9. Blood and pus in belly button
10. Involuntary single woman
I Don’t know about you, but I’m feeling pretty positive about the state of the world.
See you next week for another Sunday Night Roundup. And just remember, the best part of a Sunday is
the free wine at church reading the girl with the blog’s blog.
The girl “missing her Victoria’s Secret sweatpants” (another search term)