Daily Archives: May 13, 2012
I was asleep when I wrote yesterday’s blog entry.
There’s a very good chance I’m asleep right now.
T0 keep me awake, here’s a haiku written from three of last week’s search terms used to find my blog.
Private office girls
Immobile obese dating
Men love feminists
I know. I’m like, so deep.
Here’s our top 10:
- Woman on toilet poo
- Was Charles Manson physically attractive?
- My boobs on display for the frat guys
- Where can I buy fake butt pads?
- Why gay marriage should never be legalized and America Rocks! The girl with the blog
- Reading blogs makes me feel bad about myself
- Man stretching belly button
- Central Tennessee spanking professionals
- How to get my sister fatter
- What are the features of a fetal pig?
To next week. Or whatever.
The girl who is the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull