No Furniture, Internet, or Dignity in this Apartment!!!

It’s unbelievable the lengths I will go to for this blog. It’s like, I’m the guy in “Oops I did it again” who was so into Britney that he “went down and got it for her” in a surprisingly non-dirty act of romance. But instead of a dude swimming to the bottom of the Atlantic to retrieve a piece of gaudy costume jewelry, I’m a girl who doesn’t have the internet and had to go to a local grocery store to pick up Wi-Fi. So you can see the resemblance.

“It’s Britney, Bitch”

I moved into my apartment today. So far it’s been a train wreck. Well, not a train wreck. More like a plane landing on the Hudson, only slightly less heroic. Mostly because I have no furniture, but 19 posters of Bob Dylan. I’m making it work.

To give you some perspective on what I’m dealing with here, I have generously included 2 diagrammed pictures of my current living situation:

 

 

 

Ok, so it was a slight exaggeration to say I have NO furniture, but the furniture I do have is barely relevant to survival so really I might as well have not have any.

Nevertheless, this is my life. My internet-less, cable-less, often window-less life, and I am digging it like whoa to be perfectly honest. Now, since the only thing I’ve consumed for the last several hours has been Fanta Orange Juice and pretzel rods, I am going to buy some groceries. Then I’m going to go to Wal-Mart and try not to hang myself. Then I’m going to go back to my apartment and continue tacking flat double-bed sheets to my walls in lieu of tapestries.

Yeah, that’s right. Be jealous…

No one else is :/

Love,

The girl who did NOT have sexual relations with that woman!!!

…to her recollection…

About thegirlwiththeblog

At any given time I can be found moisturizing my elbows and searching for words that rhyme with orange.

Posted on May 19, 2012, in Bob Dylan related ramblings, life lessons I never wanted to learn and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. You totally remind me of when I was YOUR age (i.e., some unspecific year in the last millennium) and lived in apartments. Good news: you will get furniture. Bad news: it’ll suck AND make your apartment look tiny. Good news: you won’t give a fuck because it’s YOUR APARTMENT and nothing can make that into bad news.

    Enjoy.

    • Yes, that is pretty much exactly how I feel! I got this rad couch from the 60’s for like $80 and looks totally kick ass in my 10×10 apartment. I’m loving it.

      Thank you for the support! As always 🙂

  2. Ha! So totally excited for you. Furniture or no furniture, it is always fun having your own place. Good luck with everything…. looking forward to updates.

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