No Furniture, Internet, or Dignity in this Apartment!!!
Posted by thegirlwiththeblog
It’s unbelievable the lengths I will go to for this blog. It’s like, I’m the guy in “Oops I did it again” who was so into Britney that he “went down and got it for her” in a surprisingly non-dirty act of romance. But instead of a dude swimming to the bottom of the Atlantic to retrieve a piece of gaudy costume jewelry, I’m a girl who doesn’t have the internet and had to go to a local grocery store to pick up Wi-Fi. So you can see the resemblance.
I moved into my apartment today. So far it’s been a train wreck. Well, not a train wreck. More like a plane landing on the Hudson, only slightly less heroic. Mostly because I have no furniture, but 19 posters of Bob Dylan. I’m making it work.
To give you some perspective on what I’m dealing with here, I have generously included 2 diagrammed pictures of my current living situation:
Ok, so it was a slight exaggeration to say I have NO furniture, but the furniture I do have is barely relevant to survival so really I might as well have not have any.
Nevertheless, this is my life. My internet-less, cable-less, often window-less life, and I am digging it like whoa to be perfectly honest. Now, since the only thing I’ve consumed for the last several hours has been Fanta Orange Juice and pretzel rods, I am going to buy some groceries. Then I’m going to go to Wal-Mart and try not to hang myself. Then I’m going to go back to my apartment and continue tacking flat double-bed sheets to my walls in lieu of tapestries.
Yeah, that’s right. Be jealous…
No one else is
The girl who did NOT have sexual relations with that woman!!!
…to her recollection…
About thegirlwiththeblogAt any given time I can be found moisturizing my elbows and searching for words that rhyme with orange.
Posted on May 19, 2012, in Bob Dylan related ramblings, life lessons I never wanted to learn and tagged apartment, Bob Dylan, decorating, humor, life, moving, Oops I Did it Again. Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.