i am alive, or something

I am alive.

I considered posting just this sentence however in an ironic sort of way it seems cryptic. As if maybe I’m not alive and my homicidal captors felt it would be wise to update my blog before ditching my body behind an abandoned Blockbuster. But I assure you, I am (not) alive.

I realize it’s been about three Miley Cyrus haircuts since I’ve written but the happenings of life have taken over mine.  Luckily for me, my blog is still getting hits from Google searches like “Why are Mormons so hot?” and “I’m going to be friendless for the rest of this year.” Although I think that may be the same person.

I want you all to know, that I have every intention of posting again very soon so feel free to loosen the noose. But right now I don’t have time. I have unwritten novels and hopeless dreams to attend to. I know you understand.

Love,

 

The girl who misses her blog readers

 

PS: Thinking of doing an October Blogging Challenge (one blog per day). Thoughts?

 

PPS: This happened—

Read Full Post – “Pregnancy and Media Whores”

 

About thegirlwiththeblog

At any given time I can be found moisturizing my elbows and searching for words that rhyme with orange.

Posted on September 17, 2012, in ramblings about writing and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 11 Comments.

  1. LOL I’m curious what you said about a child’s father but not curious enough to go searching for it. I like your “Miley Cyrus” weighing of time… very practical.
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  2. Ha! I wish I had such indignant readers. He / she sounds tres moronic (see what I did there – I’m basically bilingual).

    It’s nice to see your alive. Unless of course this was written by your murderers, who have spent the last month studying your writing style just to confuse your blogging audience…

    I think the Post-a-Day-October is a great idea. I might even join you. I’m doomed for failure, but hopefully you will enjoy the competition / blogging company.

  3. PS – does this mean you have made significant inroads on your novel?

    • ha, oh, please. No. Just…no.

      • Then you have no excuse for not being a regular commentator of my blog. Without you, I have no one to validate me.

        At least you have a novel going. I currently have 5 writing projects that I have started. By started I mean I have noted down the idea and a vague plot, none with an actual ending. I am completely useless at sticking to one task. I can’t even stick to one blog!

    • I love you. I’m sorry I’ve been neglecting our blogationship. I’m also sorry I just used the word “blogationship.”

      If there was a way we could play virtual Battle Ship together I’d suggest it, but alas we can’t. And as usual my assholeness puts a dent in all friendships I have, both real and imagined.

      I’d like to hear more about your writing projects. I really would.

  4. I think the October blog idea sounds brilliant 😀

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