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This Blog is Stupid (Don’t Read It)

My life is spiraling out of control!!!!


Not really.

But things are changing rapidly and I’m still trying to figure out who the f*** moved my cheese. Human Resources professional in the house, yo!

I just lost half of my readers.


I would like to tell you all about my recent life changes, but I am 99% sure no one cares except for my parents who, by default can only get through about half of each blog entry before the obligation to remind me of how much of a disappointment I am kicks in. Haha, JK! (not really)

So instead I will sum it all up with this haiku, written with phrases taken verbatim from Google search terms used to find my blog:

The Girl with the Blog

Fat Woman Empty Wallet

Statistical Mess

That pretty much tells you everything you need to know about me and my life.

Now let’s watch baby wood ducks bounce on their bellies!!!!!!

Aren’t you glad you read this blog?


The girl who abuses the first amendment