About the Girl
Constantly intimidating others with my beauty, I pass the time by fanning myself, giggling, and eating cocoa dusted almonds. I blog for the constant reassurance that I am better than people who don’t own computers.
The combination of my debilitating arrogance and crippling self hatred has resulted in years of wearing SPF 70, cutting my hair with an X-Acto knife, and this haiku:
I’m the proud owner
of manic tears that taste like
bubblegum toothpaste
Love,
The girl who needs a real job
the girl with the blog 
LOVE THIS NEW BLOG…and LOVE YOU! 🙂 ….Sammy and Molly does too! 🙂
well they are really the ones I care about 🙂
I just found your blog the other day and now I’m a little obsessed with it. Your post on Lindsey Lohan nailed her pretty thoroughly (no pun intended); I shared it on my Facebook and those who commented were really impressed too. Just thought I’d pass that on. 🙂
YES! I love having people obsessed with me! I mean…my blog. Whatever. Thank you for sharing that post and thank you for your comment! 🙂
This sounds remarkably like Samantha Brick….
Psh, yeah. Can’t have that bitch stealing the spotlight. Damn.
i love your style of writing! it’s like listening to one of my hilarious friends over a cup of coffee. or alcohol. 😀
One of the best comments ever! 🙂
I had a friend who told me “I inspire him to drink” which I initially took to mean he had to drink just to deal with me. In fact, maybe that is what he meant.
Thank you for reading, I’m glad you enjoy!!
there can’t possibly be a dull day in ur presence 😛 thanks ms.half-assed writer…love ur blog!
Oh no, the dull days are plentiful. Why do you think I blog so much? 😉
I’m so glad you enjoy it! Please keep reading and commenting! Makes my day!
I love you. Too soon? Sorry.
Not at all! Let’s have a baby!
your craziness inspires me..to laugh more, to be happy, to let loose…Thanks for that! And here’s something I wanna do in return, a nomination for the ‘very inspiring blogger’ award 😛 Stay crazy!! Loads of love!
This is crazy sweet of you. I will try not to ruin your impression of me in the coming posts 🙂